GIDEON EST. 2018
Opening commission THE SOVEREIGN Cinematic oil portrait awaiting final approval
Mythic Gideon · generated / composited The sovereign surveys his kingdom.

The definitive record

GIDEON

The greatest cat
to ever live.

The record begins with a commissioned interpretation. The evidence follows.

Exhibit 001A THE SOURCE Original photograph awaiting approval
Documentary source Original photograph of Gideon.

Source material

Based on this image.

Voluntarily painted by Vincent van Gogh.*

*Attribution unsupported by conventional historians.

02

Official portrait

A figure of
historic importance.

Permanent collection PORTRAIT IN REPOSE 4:5 documentary photograph
Plate II Gideon, in repose. Date immaterial.

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Areas of excellence

Four disciplines.
No weaknesses.

I

LOAFING

Structural integrity. Perfectly concealed paws.

LOAF STUDYWide or square crop
Load-bearing status: unconfirmed.
DIRECT OBSERVATIONClose facial study
He has reviewed the matter.
II

STARING

Measured. Penetrating. Final.

III

STRETCHING

An ambitious use of available floor.

FULL EXTENSIONWide full-body study
Known range: considerable.
TERRITORIAL RECORDFurniture or infrastructure
Previous ownership has been superseded.
IV

OCCUPYING
SPACE

Everything belongs to Gideon eventually.

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The Gideon archive

The evidence
continues.

ARCHIVE 01Close face
Document A
ARCHIVE 02Full body
Document B
ARCHIVE 03Sleep study
Document C
ARCHIVE 04Alert posture
Document D
ARCHIVE 05Tail study
Document E
ARCHIVE 06Environmental takeover
Document F

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Mythic Gideon · Generated / composited

History was
insufficient.

So we commissioned additional evidence.

Commission IITHE SUMMITMount Everest
Imagined history · Everest Mount Everest. Gideon reaches the summit. The highest point on Earth is now technically occupied.
Commission IIITHE SIGNINGIndependence Hall · 1776
Imagined history · 1776 Philadelphia, 1776. Gideon signs the Declaration of Independence. Contemporary records are suspiciously quiet about his role.
IDENTIFYING MARKExtreme facial detail
Authentication detail

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Proof detail

One tiny
muzzle freckle.

Authenticity confirmed.

Coat
Pale orange / cream
Nose
Pink
Eyes
Amber
Assessment
Unmistakably Gideon
Final exhibitREST, SATISFIEDConcluding documentary photograph

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CASE
CLOSED

Thank you for looking at Gideon.